Matt Wieters Facts Contest
Written by Sadler on November 10, 2009 – 6:58 pm -So here is the deal. We would love to give away a Matt Wieters Facts t shirt here at Right Off Russell.
So here is the contest:
Using the comments section, submit your own Matt Wieters Fact. You can enter as many times as you want until 5 PM on November 20th. All submissions will be sent to the crew at Matt Wieters Facts. A panel of judges will decide the winner. The winner’s submission will also be featured on the Matt Wieters Facts website.
Good luck and may God have mercy on your soul.
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November 10th, 2009 at 10:19 pm
Matt Wieters is so good that Nationals fans started watching baseball again.
November 10th, 2009 at 10:53 pm
Adam Jone’s Gold Glove was, in fact, supposed to go to Matt Weiters. He gave it back.
November 11th, 2009 at 9:35 am
Matt Wieters doesn’t daydream. He’s too busy giving other pitchers nightmares.
November 11th, 2009 at 9:37 am
BTW- Ian cannot win the contest. Matt Wieters already did.
November 11th, 2009 at 9:40 am
Matt Wieters doesn’t say “who’s your daddy”, because he knows the answer.
November 11th, 2009 at 9:40 am
I’m still submitting!
November 11th, 2009 at 9:52 am
Dinosaurs went extinct because of the Matt Wietersaurus.
November 11th, 2009 at 10:13 am
When Matt Wieters wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
November 11th, 2009 at 12:31 pm
Contemplating Matt Wieters’ career OBP of 2.000 is the leading cause of death among theoretical physicists.
November 11th, 2009 at 1:39 pm
The baseball does not fear Matt Weiters, for it knows that would be futile.
November 11th, 2009 at 4:55 pm
Matt Wieters is so good that he can hit walk-off homers on the road!
November 11th, 2009 at 4:58 pm
E=MW to 32nd power
November 11th, 2009 at 5:04 pm
Matt Wieters: The Ultimate Home Security System
November 11th, 2009 at 5:10 pm
Mr. T pities fools: Matt Wieters pities Mr. T
November 11th, 2009 at 5:12 pm
The Great Wall of China was built to stop Matt Wieters homers from landing in China - It Failed
November 11th, 2009 at 10:40 pm
Everytime a bell rings (anywhere) Wieters gets a hit.
November 11th, 2009 at 10:43 pm
I’d let my mom date Matt Wieters. Wait he might just be my dad.
November 11th, 2009 at 10:49 pm
Wieters is so money Snoop Dog asks for his opinion on his next album.
November 12th, 2009 at 12:56 am
Ha ha he cracks open a chicken? Ian that’s awesome.
November 12th, 2009 at 10:50 am
Not only can Matt Wieters turn the lights off at the yard with a clutch Walk-Off Homerun, it’s also part of his entrance as the WWE’s Undertaker.
November 12th, 2009 at 10:52 am
Matt Wieters has a red phone in his study.
November 12th, 2009 at 2:51 pm
“War is hell, but Matt Wieters’ WAR is hellacious.”
- William Tecumseh Sherman
November 12th, 2009 at 7:51 pm
Matt Wieters knows the exact value of Pi.
November 12th, 2009 at 7:54 pm
The mere awesomeness of Matt Wieters is why Waldo is hiding.
November 12th, 2009 at 7:56 pm
The moon’s craters, Matt Wieters’ fault.
November 12th, 2009 at 11:16 pm
Matt Wieters is!
November 12th, 2009 at 11:17 pm
Hitters looks at the Yankee rotation and say “How?” Matt Wieters says “How far?”
November 12th, 2009 at 11:21 pm
Matt Wieter’s discovered the solution to get our country out of debt and a way to get the soldiers home all before the 2nd inning
November 12th, 2009 at 11:21 pm
Matt Wieters doesn’t play baseball, baseball plays Matt Wieters
November 13th, 2009 at 7:51 am
Even Chuck Norris is afraid of Matt Wieters
November 13th, 2009 at 8:31 am
New rule: When opponents face Matt Wieters, crying in baseball is now allowed.
November 13th, 2009 at 8:36 am
Before reporting to Camden Yards, Matt Wieters traveled through the time-space continuum and righted all the wrongs in Orioles history: He wiped Cleon Jones’ shoe polish off the ball, settled the 1981 baseball strike so they could win the division, straight-jacketed Jeffrey Maier, and intercepted Roberto Alomar’s loogie before it hit its mark.
November 13th, 2009 at 8:48 am
Matt Wieters can even make “Snoop” Pearson blush.
November 13th, 2009 at 9:39 am
Matt Wieters is actually the first person who coined the term “Falcon Kick,” after he bloodily savaged a college umpire who called him out on a third strike. Since then? Wieters has never had a strikeout looking.
November 13th, 2009 at 9:49 am
Matt Wieters actually holds the college record for most Homeruns and RBI in one game. Against Bauder University, Wieters hit 67 Homeruns and had 146 RBI in the first 7 innings of that historic game. To finish the game off with style, Wieters spent the last two innings shagging the entire Bauder U fan club. The Result? The Births of Albert Pujols, Alex Rodriguez and Tim Lincecum.
November 13th, 2009 at 5:58 pm
Matt Wieters: The two scariest words a pitcher will ever hear!!
November 13th, 2009 at 6:00 pm
That’s not snow - its the remnants of a Matt Wieters home run ball falling to earth
November 14th, 2009 at 8:23 am
The reason Zero Wing hadn’t a sequel is because Matt Wieters caught CATS stealing.
November 14th, 2009 at 9:04 am
All your base are belong to Matt Wieters
November 14th, 2009 at 10:55 am
Matt Wieters once hit a home run so hard, it created the Bermuda Triangle.
November 14th, 2009 at 2:49 pm
Matt Weiters is so powerful, he actually makes Tim Lincecum tremble with fear.
November 14th, 2009 at 2:57 pm
Matt Weiters loves to play in PETCO Park because he says that “hitting homeruns is way too easy in every other park.”
November 14th, 2009 at 3:07 pm
A strand of Matt Wieters DNA is known to be the only cure of aids, cancer and the Yankees winning another World Series.
November 14th, 2009 at 3:24 pm
Matt Wieters is so good, Pirates fans’ will never get over drafting Daniel Moskos before him.
November 14th, 2009 at 3:26 pm
Oh wait, that one’s actually true… oops
November 14th, 2009 at 4:10 pm
The Orioles didn’t give up on Jayson Werth, they just knew Matt Wieters was coming.
November 14th, 2009 at 5:12 pm
To save money for his health care initiative, Barrack Obama named Matt Wieters, his holy bat and a bag of baseballs as the only weaponry for use in the United States’ Missile Defense Program.
November 15th, 2009 at 10:36 am
Matt Wieters is so good that he can shut Ian Oland up! oh snap!
November 15th, 2009 at 5:12 pm
Matt Wieters is capable of turning unassisted triple plays with more then zero outs.
November 16th, 2009 at 3:20 pm
Matt Wieters’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
November 16th, 2009 at 3:23 pm
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris, but when Chuck Norris goes to sleep he checks his closet for Matt Wieters!
November 16th, 2009 at 3:29 pm
Matt Wieters got a “Standing O” just for making it to the Big Leagues. (Oh wait, that actually happened)
November 17th, 2009 at 6:08 pm
No. 51 pretty much already is a fact.
November 19th, 2009 at 11:42 am
Matt Wieters didn’t win Rookie of the Year because he’s being awarded Rookie of the Millennium later this offseason.
November 19th, 2009 at 11:44 am
The sun rises when Matt Wieters decides to wake up
November 19th, 2009 at 11:47 am
When he’s not busy comparing other Quarterbacks to Brett Favre, Jon Gruden compares Brett Favre to Matt Wieters
November 19th, 2009 at 11:52 am
Matt Wieters is used in textbooks throughout the south as proof of intelligent design
November 19th, 2009 at 11:53 am
Remeber World War Three? Of course you don’t. It never happened, thanks to Matt Wieters.
November 19th, 2009 at 11:54 am
Matt Wieters once had sex in a car…9 months later, Optimus Prime was born.
November 19th, 2009 at 11:57 am
Direct contact with Matt Wieters’ home run balls are believed to be the leading cause of unwanted pregnancy in Baltimore. Matt Wieters’ balls are very fertile.
November 19th, 2009 at 11:59 am
Denzel Washington is in talks to play Matt Wieters in an upcoming biopic about his life.
November 19th, 2009 at 12:01 pm
The first thing aliens receive from earth will not be television transmissions from the thirties…a Matt Wieters home run ball will get there first.
November 19th, 2009 at 12:05 pm
Actually, Matt Wieters is in talks to be Matt Wieters in a biopic about his life. He will also play all the other characters.
November 19th, 2009 at 12:27 pm
Matt Wieters has total control of the baseball at all times. The pitchers are just for show.
November 19th, 2009 at 12:29 pm
Wieters announced he was considering switching to lefty full time next year. B&O Warehouse has already begun looking into condemnation paperwork.
November 19th, 2009 at 12:33 pm
The infield fly rule has been cancelled for Matt Wieters’ at bats. Umpires have learned their lesson and will now make sure that the balls actually return to Earth’s atmosphere.
November 19th, 2009 at 12:35 pm
Matt Wieters once hit a home run on a 6-0 count. He wasn’t going to take that intentional walk, and the umpires sure as hell weren’t going to argue with him.
November 19th, 2009 at 1:38 pm
Matt Weiters has no need for roundhouse kicks. Evil simply gives up when he sees it.
November 19th, 2009 at 1:40 pm
Hockey goalies everywhere give thanks that Matt Weiters plays baseball. Outfield seats have no such luck.
November 19th, 2009 at 1:49 pm
Breaking news from the GM meetings: beginning next season all captain “C”s will be replaced with “W”s because of Wieters.
November 20th, 2009 at 11:56 am
Matt Wieters blew up the Death Star with a single swing.
November 20th, 2009 at 11:57 am
Matt Wieters doesn’t get swine flu…swine flu gets Matt Wieters
November 20th, 2009 at 11:58 am
Matt Wieters beat LeBron James in a game of HORSE…without even showing up.
November 20th, 2009 at 12:17 pm
When people say “Who knows?”, the answer is always Matt Wieters.
November 20th, 2009 at 12:39 pm
When the Yankees won the World Series, Kanye West interupted the celebration to tell them Matt Wieters was the best team of all-time.
November 20th, 2009 at 1:14 pm
Even Cole Hammels Facts are in awe of Matt Wieters
November 20th, 2009 at 1:15 pm
There is no spoon, only Matt Wieters
November 20th, 2009 at 1:39 pm
Matt Wieters has also expressed an interest in playing in the NFL for the Browns (thanks for the influence LeBron)
Vegas will not take bets on the Browns winning the Super Bowl…it’s a foregone conclusion.
November 20th, 2009 at 1:40 pm
Matt Wieters went to the market, stayed home, had roast beef, and then had none…but there is no way he went wee wee wee all the way home
November 20th, 2009 at 1:43 pm
This just in…All attendees for the 2010 Orioles season games will be given mirrors to view Matt Wieters as to not burn out their retinas
November 20th, 2009 at 2:52 pm
After leading the O’s to the 2010 World Series, he will spend the off season doing conditioning as the new tight end for the Ravens
November 20th, 2009 at 2:54 pm
Matt Wieters is already the favorite for the Kentucky derby. He’s looking for 2 Triple Crowns in 2010.
November 20th, 2009 at 3:34 pm
Catchers call games. Matt Wieters controls them.
November 20th, 2009 at 3:37 pm
Matt Wieters has yet to hit a home run on the Yankees. However, to heighten their chances of acquiring Matt Holliday, the Yankees will no longer pay Matt Wieters to not hit home runs on them in 2010.
November 20th, 2009 at 4:10 pm
Matt Wieters has only sneezed once in his life. This was the real reason Cal Ripken’s streak ended at 2632.
November 20th, 2009 at 4:12 pm
Carl Crawford once tried to steal on Matt Wieters. Now, he can’t even hear mention of the Pittsburg Steelers without wincing.
November 20th, 2009 at 4:15 pm
Matt Wieters once went from first to third on a windup.
November 20th, 2009 at 4:17 pm
Orioles pitchers have control problems because they are distracted by Matt Wieters’ aura.
November 20th, 2009 at 4:35 pm
Former Orioles catcher Rick Dempsey is lighting the Fell’s Point Christmas tree.
The lights will quickly dim when Matt Wieters clobbers the tree and knocks it over with batting practice shots from Oriole Park at Camden Yards.
One of the balls will strike Dempsey in the head, causing him to become a useful broadcaster for the first time in his life. He will stop using “we” when referencing the Orioles and fans will rejoice.
This is Matt Wieters’ gift to us.
November 20th, 2009 at 4:40 pm
wow that’s a good one. hahahaha
November 24th, 2009 at 3:45 pm
Nintend orealized that they made a horrible error with thier gaming console, it was supposed to be known as the Nintendo Wiiters
November 24th, 2009 at 9:36 pm
Wieters said to save money during these financially hard times that he would only hit 99Hrs next year to save on ball replacement costs.
January 31st, 2010 at 8:00 am
Matt Wieters once Robbed Matt Wieters of a homerun
February 10th, 2010 at 5:47 pm
Matt Wieters threw out Mark Texeira at Yankee Stadium, when he tried stealing second. The Orioles were playing in Tampa.
February 25th, 2010 at 3:55 pm
Matt Wieters is so smart, even he doesn’t believe his own hype.
February 25th, 2010 at 3:59 pm
Matt Wieters once caught a Jason Heyward homerun in Baltimore…Jason hit it from Myrtil Beach.
March 2nd, 2010 at 1:53 pm
When Johnny Bench was a rookie, he idolized Matt Wieters.
March 30th, 2010 at 3:19 pm
Matt Wieters’ penis is so big, it has it’s own penis. And Matt Wieters’ penis’ penis is bigger than your penis.
March 31st, 2010 at 8:14 pm
When baseball was invented, they first wanted to name it MattWietersball. Matt denied the name because he did not want to show off
March 31st, 2010 at 8:16 pm
Matt Wieters once popped out to the catcher… The ball was hit around the world and landed in the catchers mitt two days later.
March 31st, 2010 at 8:21 pm
Albert Pujols retired from baseball when he found out that he was selected over Matt Wieters in a fantasy baseball draft.
April 3rd, 2010 at 9:19 pm
“When Matt Wieters plays blackjack, the dealer hits on 21 and everything below.”
April 5th, 2010 at 8:27 pm
The shortest homerun that Weiters has ever hit measured 525 feet. He was playing wiffleball.
April 30th, 2010 at 7:24 pm
In 1987 the Baltimore Orioles organization was about to go under. But when Matt Wieters first words were, “I’ll play for Baltimore,” the team was saved.
April 30th, 2010 at 7:29 pm
Matt Wieters greatness surpasses all players of all sports in all of time. The only reason anyone can remember that he plays baseball is because Nostradamus predicted it.
April 30th, 2010 at 7:51 pm
Matt Wieters facts are so true that the brutality of their honesty killed many. Thus the saying “Honesty is the best policy,” was proven untrue.